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What's swaggy?

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

(Source: emmaswaaan, via lindsaylohoean)

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via baracknobama)

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

(via lindsaylohoean)

cybugs:

one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom 

(via baracknobama)

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via asian)

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via handjob)

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

image

(via baracknobama)