THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

What's swaggy?

"Yeah, I hate that kid too"

me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

(Source: matthewsagan, via i-ran-over-oprah)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via i-ran-over-oprah)

thequeenofhell:

Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.

(via handjob)

urlannoying:

when you still need to fill another half a pageimage

(via ollivander)

no:

thinkin bout drake.. wonderin what he up to. hope he ok

(via baracknobama)

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(via joshpeck)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via lindsaylohoean)

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash, via baracknobama)